A soft, cozy crewneck that brings a wink of holiday mischief to quiet winter mornings. The white sweatshirt features bold, hand-lettered text in festive red and green—Stink. Stank. Stunk.—with a playful elf-hat and ornament accent. It feels like slipping into a living-room laugh: warm, familiar, and just a little bit cheeky. Wear it while wrapping gifts, watching comedies with the family, or trading playful jabs at the annual holiday party. The relaxed fit and substantial mid-weight fabric give it a relaxed silhouette that layers easily over tees or under coats.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy (8 oz) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- DTF prints for design
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; complies with safety and flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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$30.00Price
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